What do Your Neighbors Have Up for Christmas?

Every year for years now. I try to get Aslan to go sharpen his claws but he
won't go near them. At least they don't light up but the thoughtful neighbors
do have lights shining on them. This beats the neighbors with the Snoopy doghouse
right next to the Manger scene. All we do is put a wreath on the door and a few
lights around the porch. It's just all too much to try to compete with.
I WANT one of those flashing light houses with a SONG but no, the dear husband won't do it.
Something about the perpetual migraine he would live in if he had to come home to
that each night....
Chris